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[Edited for KSS-ness]

A father hears about a new robot that acts as a lie detector and slaps people when they lie.  He decides to test it out at dinner one night, and asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."  The robot slaps the son.  The son says, "OK, OK.  I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."  The robot slaps the son.  The son says, "OK, OK, we were watching p--n."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p--n was."  The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."  The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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