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They changed that drunk driving sh*t. The attitude is just too harsh for me. Way too harsh. You remember ten years ago if you got pulled over the cop came up to your car and said 'son, you been drinking?' Yeah. 'Oh, sorry to bother you. Don't want to bring your buzz down any. Get on outta here and have yourself some fun. Drink one for us. [laughs] We'll be joinin' ya right after duty. Okay bye-bye. Get back in the car Tommy it's just a drunk man behind the wheel of an automobile, that's all.' You remember that? Now you are the murderer. Remember the time when you'd go 'Why don't you go catch murderers?' YOU are the f***in' murderer. And they're gunna nail ya man. That got that field sobriety test. Guaranteed. They start off slow, I love it. Walk a straight line. Well sh*t, I've been so drunk I've peed in my own pants, but I could skip a f***in' straight line. Touch your nose. Dude, I could shoot thorazine into my heart and still find my f***in' nose. Never understood that one at all (wraps arm around head and touches nose). Are people out there who cannot find their nose? It's right there never will it move I don't care how f***in' drunk I am. I could have no arms and still find my f***in' nose (bends over and raises foot up to nose). But then the kicker: say the alphabet backwards. Well sh*t, ya got me. I'm not drunk but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving god dammit. Somebody can actually do this? What kind of sobriety test is this? They're makin' this sh*t up as they go. They're havin' fun with ya. You're jumpin' through hoops for these guys. They're going 'Sh*t do a flip. Come here son and put your dick in our exhaust pipe, do it right now.' Sh*t I never heard of this one, (mimics taking off pants) but these are officers they know what they're doing. God damn that's hot. Sh*t how long have they been chasing us? F***. Man, they're just havin' fun with ya. This has nothing to do with a sobriety test, you're auditioning for your freedom, you think. They humiliate you for their own amusement then they pop you. So I say f*** it. 'Walk a straight line, touch your nose.' F*** it I'm drunk. I might puke if I start movin' around a lot. How 'bout this officer how 'bout you carry me to the back of your car, think I'll start my eighteen hour nap right now buddy. You ever seen vomit go through that mesh screen between the front and back seat of their cars? Oh yeah, you're going to rue the day you pulled me over buddy. I've been eating bar olives for three days straight. I don't think it's going to go with your crispy blues. Wouldn't that be great to be too drunk to bust? 'Screw it let 'em go. Boy he did a nice flip though didn't he? Touchin' his nose the whole way around.' Touch your nose. Every f***in' time. Never will I miss my nose.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
To establish probable cause for the traffic stop. Once the officer proves behind a reasonable persons doubt that you are intoxicated then they compel you to take the test as a reasonable suspicion of being drunk.
That, and have you ever seen super troopers? These guys get bored and just want to see what the people will come up with. Have you seen the video of the guy attempting a backflip and face planting?
Yeah I just finished debugging and writing my most complicated SQL script ever!
Though is only 300 lines long it has:
- create user defined table type
- used it in the stored proc defined below as argument
- use WHILE with BREAK and CONTINUE
- use IF
- create @Memory Tables
- use CTE
- use UNION
- use CASE in select, where and having
- use inner and outer join
- use group by, having, sum,
It's for an advanced dynamic user search (arbitrary number of arbitrary criteria and or/and condition on an arbitrary complicated tree of joined data table) (arbitrary here means user defined!)