The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your
kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct, no programming
questions and please don't post ads.
She may also just slap you silly. It's sad how times are changing. Just 20 years ago, something like that was perfectly socially acceptable (just look at Boris Yeltsin), but now... What IS the world coming to? Things are going all wrong, I tell you.
Speaking of Yeltsin: I've been trying to locate the video of him pinching his secretary's ass in a televised conference in full view of the entire world's population, but I haven't been able to find it. Does anybody out there have a link. It was SO funny, so I'd really like to see it again...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
I bought a Home for the Criminally Insane and it had the same warning on the packet!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
One message "You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside." is not as stupid as it may seem. If you have to buy something to win [a product, a ticket, a politician] then it stops being being a straight competition and becomes gambling and as you know gambling 'is bad'.
IIRC this method was first used in the Merca but has spread over here as well.