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In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in
conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us
her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I'll show you my thighs," and men being
what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.

The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl
says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a
hospital in the distance and says,

"Right over there!"
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GeneralSince it's hot and sticky here... Pin
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GeneralHave you suffered from burnout, and how did you recover? Pin
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