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JokeWas Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
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Vivic wrote:
A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


That's easy. Use the left foot to nudge it on top of your right foot. Then lift your right foot up enough that you can grab it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

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QuestionWhat’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
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