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Where's the nearest Amazon depot? Is it impossible that they'd actually received the package by then? Maybe they just ask UPS to open any returns and store them up for one big shipment? Maybe UPS is trialling a teleporter for NASA? Or perhaps Amazon has a number of x-ray demons ready to fly to UPS offices at a moment's notice at all times. I wouldn't put anything past them.
Or, the UPS Store has a time machine. Or, aliens in fast spaceships deliver their packages. Or, I was knocked unconscious and UPS changed all my clocks. Or, a bubble of natural gas exploded and refracted off of a weather balloon. Or, ...
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
The chances of me not finding this on YouTube are a million to one they said... Yet I could not find it!
I almost had to resort to my #2 of the week!
Luckily I found a recording on Vimeo that sounds close enough to the original record
Awesome song, awesome album. Listened to it a couple of times and then a couple of times more because this song (and the entire album) is so awesome.
Aliens invading my home and threatening to disintegrate me with their heat ray if I didn't make this my SOTW had nothing to do with it