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You should March on down to the pun police station and turn yourself in for that one. They May take pity on you if you tell the truth, but if July you'll really be in for it.
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I learned not only a valuable unit today. This link enriched my view of the metric/non-metric systems. Very useful graphic[^]. Now I realize why it is so for a person familiar with all this to discover the metric system.