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Please... never... I have having to mute my computer because of unwanted noise.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: When does CP add an audio track to the lounge?
Forget audio - I won't rest until I can post a Flash video (and you know how much we love those) in a CP post. 
/ravi
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The only place flashing could be even remotely acceptable would be in the Soapbox. 
Personally, I'd rather not see it there, either.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Damn. I take it you're also not a fan of the awesome <blink> tag? 
/ravi
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I'll take my hat off to that!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I take it you also like auto-playing ads that include audio?
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I have blockers for everything.
Think, man, think!
The point is for you to hear my audio posts, not visa versa.
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No, the problem is how to unthink!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Nurse! Two decilitres Pentothal, please!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Shaken, not stirred.
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That would be a nice glassfull of truth serum. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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To counter its effects it's sufficient to drop down before assuming it. Lying would cancel out the truth serum.
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It would be better to lie about haven taken it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Shitake
I would prefer a shiitake, but de gustibus non disputandum est 
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Step away from the keyboard. Lay down on the floor, on your stomach, with your arms and hands outstretched above your head.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court. With these rights in mind, are you still willing to talk with me about the charges against you?
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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Slacker007 wrote: are you still willing to talk with me about the charges against you?
Positive!
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Here you go:
🍄
But you'll also need a:
🐍
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In that case, we probably also need three more emoticons: A pen, an apple and a pineapple... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I have an 🍎
I have a 🖊
Uh,
🍎🖊!
I have a 🍍
I have a 🖊
Uh,
🍍🖊
🍎🖊
🍍🖊
🖊🍍🍎🖊
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LOL! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Is feudalism where it's your count that votes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well if you let everybody vote it wouldn't be just a 'feu' anymore - it would have to be alotalism - which is just silly.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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