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Never happen

It's gum'ment - they would need to bring in a huge project team (including an methodology compliance department), 3 safety teams, not forgetting a large team of team leaders with minimum 10 years experience in the latest rock moving technology that came out last year, shite load of mostly ill suited heavy machinery [designed not to fit in the work area without extensive excavation and reinforced platforms as well as break down often],
and a couple of people to do some work [should it ever get that far].

Realizing they forgot the pre-project study it'd get shut down before starting so some mates of the MPs a 'select committee' can arrange their friends properly paid 'consultants' to study the work required for 2 years... At which point they can start the above again.

By the plan it'd need to be closed for at least 2 years, but like domino's contractors will collapse, so with even higher priced replacement contractors (eerily identical to the original contractors) it'll grow to 7 years and even then only half done and deemed as an "art installation" - including the surrounding poisoned bogs left by the temporary sheds and machinery that were parked there.

And to think the oldenfolk built it in under a year with a little hard work and some pointy sticks.
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