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The other evening the kid shouted across the house, "the toaster is broken!" (he wants a four-slice toaster, so a dead toaster is in his plans).
Me: "I doubt it"
He: "It won't stay down"
Indeed it didn't "stay down" -- several minutes of crumb removal later, all fixed.