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We may have hit a sidewall in this thread as some of the ideas being plied might be considered as too radial for the mainstream.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
NOT poached, as some here thought would be good to do to an innocent Bratwurst.
Poached indeed! What a travesty!
Back when I was single-handedly holding back the Soviet hordes from crossing the border, after a Saturday night consuming a flagon or two of the good stuff, it was a trip the Bahnhofstrasse (the local one, not the one in Zurich) for 'Bratwurst mit ketchup und pommes frites mit mayonnaise'* - the Bratwurst was NOT poached!
*This peculiar mix of languages was quite effective, but pointing and grunting would probably have been just as effective.