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No matter what you think of McShrek, but any homemade hamburger would probably look the same. The bread becomes stale and dehydrated quickly and lasts forever in that state. Cheese hardens and also lasts forever. The meat I don't know, but it has been fried and is quite greasy, so it probably also dehydrates before decomposing.
That's just the way it is. A hamburger mummy looks very much like a fresh hamburger.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I remember when my family first moved to Alaska (1959) my dad was part of the Air National Guard unit and acquired expired C Rations periodically. We used to take them when we went hunting for moose, bear and caribou. Actually pretty good once you figured out what the codes meant on the cans (DO NOT pick the 'potatoes' and try for the canned peaches)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
I love the children's novel The higher power of Lucky[^] by Susan Patron. (I'm not the only one - it won the Newbury Medal award for 2007)
I wrote the author an email, asking if that ridiculing of the army surplus food rations (distributed to low-income families) were real - there is a hillarious discussion in the book about whether that stuff really is meant to be cheese or something else than food!). She returned a very enjoyable answer, confirming that the stuff is indeed real, and as described in the book.
I will higly recommnend "The higher power of Lucky". Your children may love it, but as an adult you will see a lot of aspects that most likely goes over the head of the kids. And you will chuckle all the way while reading it, most certainly when it comes to the description of those army surplus food rations.
We're having Cassano's[^] pizza, a Friday favorite in our household. Mrs. Wife usually has a cheese & onions pizza, while I go for pepperoni, onions, and black olives or pepperoni and anchovies. Yes, I like fuzzy fish / sea roaches, etc. etc. Put the strait jacket down. Stop that. Let me go you cossacks!...
Perhaps not, but the sum of it is that he is minus one delete key!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
For being sort of serious: When we were student, long ago, someone picked up a claim that with our latin alphabet, it would in principle be possible to create 20,000! different English words. To find out what that meant, one of my fellow students wrote a small routine on his calculator, while I wrote a program using 64 bit precision.
When we compared the results, he was proud that his calculator differed only by a factor of three. Now, that wasn't a linear factor of three, compared to the huge mainframe computer. In fact, it was the magnitude of the exponent of the result... The exponent of his calculator result differed by about 2000, compared to the mainframe. The error in the exponent was of magnitude three. That's about a factor of three, isn't it?
Now, even 64 bits of precision is far from sufficient to hold 20,000! without loss. So I cannot claim that my result was "correct" - but my fellow student accepted it as such. Unfortunately, I didn't save the program code (nor my fellow student's calculator program), so I can't verify which is most correct. Maybe his program came closer to the correct value!