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In a recent survey, 2/3 of the lions said that they were happy to serve as King of the Forest, while another 1/9 thought it was way too much responsibility. If 14 lions gave one of these two answers, how many lions were surveyed in total?
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Are you on drugs?
Lions can't talk.
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Why has nobody explaind that to our housecats?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Your housecats try to talk to lions? 
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No. They all thought they were lions.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ours thinks he is a tiger. A 17 foot long tiger.
The evidence is against him, but I applaud the enthusiasm.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My granny yawned , thought about it for a second and said 18. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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18 lions + 1 wolf.
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Surveys are unreliable - this one especially so since everyone is lion...
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So 4 were having an identity crisis?
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Don't complain about cat and dog hair on the sofa: it's called fur-niture for a reason, isn't it?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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sshhh, better whisker, the wife might hear you
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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So fa so good.
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As long as it does not eventuate into fur-nit-urinating 
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You just finished watching 'Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon' didn't you?
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That's what she shed.
/ravi
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He'll have to brush that one off.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A hairy proposition!
/ravi
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Let's pet things into perspective: it's truly follicle to brush aside nature and think one can avoid animial-leavings in ones dwelling if one has keeps an animal in one's dwelling.
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Use all that fur to knit a sweater...fur-knit-ure!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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All the rage!
Just the gift for that cat lady that you know.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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