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EngineerOps.

I am expected to:
* Design software architecture
* Write the abovementioned software
* Troubleshoot said software
* Write documentation for the other developers of said software
* Write documentation for the end users of said software
* Design hardware architecture
* Write the firmware of the abovementioned hardware
* Troubleshoot said firmware
* Troubleshoot electrical / mechanical / electronic problems of said hardware
* Write documentation for installator and technician of said hardware
* Write documentation for the end user of said hardware
* Know all the normative of all the countries for any kind of anything that ever thinged...
* ...and how to implement it
* Sell the products to the customers
* Sell the products to the customers' customers
* Sell the products to themselves
* Recognise faults in customer companies organizations
* Fix faults in customer companies organizations
* Be grateful for a meager salary

Plus a broom up me backend so that I can clean up on my way out.
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