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The Grain is Big Data.
You, the developer, are the Hen -- you must consume the Grain.
The Fox is Corporate Security who won't let you in the same room as the Grain and won't let you have the tools to consume it even if they did.
That depends. If they just live there and otherwise don't interact with you, it means that they regard you as a stranger who they can't get out of their territory at the moment. Hardly the basis for any honorary titles.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.