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GeneralTemplate News - Sometimes You Gotta Laugh Pin
#realJSOP20-Jul-19 14:26
mve#realJSOP20-Jul-19 14:26 
So the IA guys that run the Fortify scans are miffed. It seems that they’re upset because they asked if our apps use connections strings, and we told them yes. They demanded that we tell them where they were because they couldn’t find them in the web.config files. When they asked me where they were, I told them they’re everywhere, and nowhere.

Them: Well, we can’t certify the scan because we can’t find your connection strings.

Me: But isn’t that the point?

They grumbled under their breath and left the conference room.

I’m gonna count that as a win. Smile | :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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GeneralSo the dreaded moment has finally come! Pin
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