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GeneralDo you miss programming in the languages of the future ? Pin
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To activate the transtemporal fugue of neurons that will enable time-travel, and reveal your future language ... so you can miss it in the present ... i.e., to correct the temporal anomaly in the hallucinated present that pixelates the actual future into low-fi static ... I suggest you listen to this several times at a playback rate of .25: [^].

Caution: do not worry if the song played at so-called normal speed reminds you of a certain Witch's epic self-psychoanalysis, now in progress on the Lounge: this reaction is not unusual.

And, now that you have seen your future language, rising like a phoenix from what you now see as the toy-languages of the past, and present ... please share what a typical code fragment will be like.

Here's a sample of what I saw up then:

Application: WebSite: Photo Gallery, E-Commerce, Social Media Shyte, Porn Filter: MyPhotos
=> Gimme

Maybe it's my failing eyes, or just age, or hardened cynicism, but, dang me if I can see anything that looks like what we call today: "code."

Hopefully, what you see will be more detailed !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot

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