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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect.

this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure.

to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises)

1) turin kompleteness

turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped.

Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him

2) enpee kompleteness

something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work.

it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz

3) big 0

big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2.

to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks.

(With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

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