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General"Suckehihaw" the new name for code so bizarre you laugh, or cringe, when you read it ? Pin
BillWoodruff4-Sep-19 3:35
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GOTO is unconditional. JMP is unconditional. There is only one unconditional branching instruction, more would not make much sense. Eell, I do know a processor with two unconditional branching instruction, but that's another story. On that processor I could actually perform an unconditional branch without using any of these instructions. Anyway, the compiler really does not have much choice how to implement a GOTO. It always comes down to this one instruction, so how much more equivalent do you want it?

Loops, IF and all that stuff are based on conditional branches, quite a selection of branching instructions. They all work the same way, but branch only if a specific condition is met. These instructions are not equivalent. A loop obviously does a little more than just branch somewhere.
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