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Over the years, I've developed an attitude about this.
If I want others (including myself in a later incarnation) to stay away, PLEASE do not think this is easy by being ""readable"", I densify, (un)justly believing in more efficient code (from a compiler or machine viewpoint).
Intermediate stuff should be lighter, though.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Considering I left the house this morning without power, I suspect this to be the case right now since my neighbor kindly informed me that the power was back on. Good news is the fridge/freezer was already empty in advance of my vacation later this week.
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