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This is a global forum, that is the reason its language is English: Since English is the best choice that most nationalities can understand. And don't tell me to use Google translate. As Mark says below the joke does not work when translated. Stick to English so more members can understand you!
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
You will have to run very fast if you don't like burnt feet. Probably faster than the speed of light.
I tried that once, but at a lower level. Bare feet on concrete on the way to the pool in west Texas in mid summer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.