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We have a winner . You are up today 
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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...She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 25-Mar-20 6:05am.
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You're quite the Sage!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Her language will get quite salty when she, does - peppered with swear words, I imagine!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, I expect it will get a chilli reception! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I can't parsley that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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When my daughter was about four, she could identify fourteen different spices by smell. She loved to impress her relatives and playmates with that.
(this is not a joke  )
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Forget relatives and playmates. I'm impressed too.
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Being seriously visually handicapped, she was far more dependent on smell than most kids.
When she grew older and we got ourselves a dog, she used to walk him. We were always careful to pick up what he left behind. Once when it was getting dark, and she was wanted to take the dog out, I asked: Are you sure you can see his sh*t now at night? She answered as the most natural thing: But I smell it, daddy - that is no problem!
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Better than calling her Ginger instead of Rosemary
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Sidetracking: I am amazed how many of my friends who know the folk song "Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme" just listened to it as a beautiful melody, without ever considering the "idea", or "message", of the lyrics.
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I believe the name of the song is Scarborough Fair
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Azure is working from home
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There is so much more use of the internet with people staying at home and streaming videos and games instead of working. Youtube, for example, is defaulting to 480p instead of HD to help out.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Move your stuff to the Cloud, they said. It'll be great, they said.
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even though i'm way past this style, I enjoyed watching (with the sound off) the collaboration going on, and the obvious mastery these guys have of the instrument [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Not much of a murdering, actually.
Thanks 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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I'd have had fun murdering the people who wrote it from the third season onward.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So you disliked it for 4 seasons yet kept watching?!?! Masochist!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Hope springs eternal.
My wife made me sit through the unbearable "breaking bad" to the finish, too, but at least she gave up on the godawful "walking dead".
She's watching "the good doctor", at this moment.
Such fun, such fun. 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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At the end of streaming season 1 of Breaking Bad I realized that I would be happy if something killed every single character. Never went back.
Walking Dead - gave up on it during the 'Negan' over-overacting. Never went back.
Currently watching... nothing - no series or sitcoms. I will occasionally stream from NetFlix if it is less than a dozen episodes or so. Otherwise I am unwilling to invest the time.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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If you want a few suggestions of shows that have been on during the past year, and are brilliantly written (tastes differ, of course, but quality writing is quality writing):
• Why Women Kill[^]: the script is a work of art.
• Inside No. 9[^]: One of the best-written (and performed) shows ever, IMO.
• L'Amica Geniale[^] (My Brilliant Friend): seems a bit girly, but masterfully written.
• After Life[^]: Second season starting soon.
And, of course, the best show on TV EVAH!
• The Curse of Oak Island[^]: No script, just people believing the most stupid thing in the world -- and cool machines! (Confession: my main reason for watching it is for the joy of shouting "COULD IT BE?!?" every time the narrator says it).
Oh, and I haven't got around to watching the latest season of The Expanse[^], which I was very impressed with, after it got past a "meh" start
Discounting Oak Island (for obvious reasons) that's maybe 20-30 hours, in an entire year -- and I spent more time that that watching the excellent Justified[^], which I only recently discovered. I really can't think of any other recent shows that I enjoyed.
But they all seem to find enough to pat themselves on the back about, and hand out prizes for.
Almost every award-acceptance speech should start with: "I'd like to thank all the mindless f***ing idiots who think this show's worth wasting their life on".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How it's happening right now:
* Early Morning - Project X long.. Meeting
* Morning - Project Y long.. meeting
* Lunch Break
* Afternoon - Team leads meeting
* Evening - Project Z meeting.
* Late evening - Status about What's done in X, Y, Z projects.
What's done? Just MEETINGS!!. Simple right?
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