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Extra Space for Social distancing.. 
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Oops! Sorry:
L e s s o n o n e : l i e a b o u t a g r o u p i n g s y s t e m . ( 1 4 )
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Classification ? don't know why but it's spelt correctly 
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Lesson CLASS
one: I
lie FIC TION
about a A
grouping system.
CLASSIFICATION
You are up Monday! 
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Blimey I didn't expect that - it was the fiction I didn't see, although it's pretty obvious now - good clue Paul
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Why am I thinking procastination ?
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Because you can't spell?
procrastination
/prə(ʊ)ˌkrastɪˈneɪʃ(ə)n/
Learn to pronounce
noun
the action of delaying or postponing something.
"your first tip is to avoid procrastination"
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Ok I tell you what my train of thought was - lying = prone - group = cast - then the trail goes cold
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Yeah, but procrastination has two "R"'s and 15 letters...
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Indeed it does - am I anywhere near the right track ?
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It's not a bug, it's a feature! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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A quote within the article: When you have huge amounts of plastic in the environment, that means there is a lot of carbon and there will be evolution to use this as food. Bacteria are there in huge numbers and their evolution is very fast.
I wondered if they were going to make this point; it finally appeared near the end of the article.
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Greg Utas wrote: A quote within the article: When you have huge amounts of plastic in the environment, that means there is a lot of carbon and there will be evolution to use this as food. Bacteria are there in huge numbers and their evolution is very fast.
I wondered if they were going to make this point; it finally appeared near the end of the article.
So the plastic should go into lockdown, and socially distance itself from other plastics.
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The was, if memory serves, a story by Larry Niven in which he mentions a bacterium that lives on polyurethane. Eventually, people just had to do without plastic wrappings. 
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The was, if memory serves, a story by Larry Niven in which he mentions a bacterium that lives on polyurethane
I don't recall that one, but maybe I'm mentally obfuscating it with the Puppeteers' bacterium, that eats superconductor material (and has Louis Wu performing the stupidest and worst thought-out/written repairs ever in the history of Sci-Fi).Daniel Pfeffer wrote: people just had to do without plastic wrappings
No bubble wrap?!?
Thank God mobile phones had been invented, otherwise no-one would have anything to keep them occupied whilst waiting for Louis Wu to repair their alien-tech computers with a bolt of superconductor cloth, a pair of scissors, and a (presumably) slot-head screwdriver.
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Currently queuing to enter the supermarket, 35 minutes so far. "1 out, 1 in" system in operation, with priority for NHS workers.
Will get more than I wanted to as I don't want to do this tomorrow...
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It seems that the government is trying desperately hard to reintroduce the wartime black market (which so many of their progenitors made their fortunes from).
They must have pals who aren't filthy-rich enough, yet.
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45 minute queue to get in; it'll be worse later on when more people are up and wanting the weekly shop.
And of course, once they are in there, they want to make it worth it and be sure they don't have to visit again soon ... so the stockpiling will get worse. 
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Here we elaborate very complex algorithms to choose the time of the day when the queue lenght is at a minimum. So far the 'go at lunch time' worked better.
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Thanks for the laugh.
INTP
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I also like headline of the next article on the page: "Demand for German Toilet Paper Three Times as High".
What, has the social-distancing diet made their rear-ends three times wider?
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