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Suppose you are under lockdown - you probably are - but you fancy having a party anyway.
You'd keep the music down, close all the curtains, or live in a house miles from the neighbours, yes?

Not in Englands third most populous city you don't: Coronavirus: Greater Manchester Police warning after 660 parties shut down - BBC News[^]
660 parties in a weekend, some with fireworks (so the police can spot you from further away), DJ (so the choons are nice'n'loud), or bouncy castles ... or to be really obvious, have it outdoors as a street party (166 of them!).

Don't warn 'em - arrest 'em, and put them up before a court on Monday morning ... A weekend in teh cells counts as Social Distancing, doesn't it? Laugh | :laugh:
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