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If you're in Europe, I can believe not being able to park his car comfortably. I scratched up the passenger side of the rental car pretty good in Killarney due to a narrow little lane and my lack of depth perception.
On a side note, turns out it wasn't a good idea to go to Ireland for St. Patrick's Day this year...
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I can sympathize with that. If you work at an office downtown and you have to find parking on the street or something that would get old really fast. Thats one of the reasons I wouldn't want to work downtown.
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But to be honest, I never knew she sold flowers... 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: flowering plants are [often] simultaneous hermaphrodites that can self-fertilize
So instead of telling someone to go f*** themselves you can tell them they're like a flower 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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A dartboard on the ceiling! 
Ba-tish!
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cool.
Just curious: what would you suggest for Justin Beiber on the ceiling?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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A flamethrower?
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Exact same idea, considerably less creative delivery method than you. 
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lopatir asked: what would you suggest for Justin Beiber on the ceiling?
Steel tipped darts
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Call a company that specialises in asbestos removal. They have both the equipment and the expertise to handle hazardous material.
The question is - how did Justin Bieber get on your ceiling?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I don't want to under stand that.
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My body has absorbed so much that when I urinate, I clean the toilet.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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they say keyboards are dirtier than toilets,
so next time you need to pee ...
(you may want to leave any cats thereupon in place -> one shot 2 things disinfected.)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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lopatir wrote: they say keyboards are dirtier than toilets,
so next time you need to pee ...
No...no..
Next time you want to _type_.
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Not dirtier, but they may contain more bacteria. No pissing-stains on the keyboard. A quick wipe with a little vinegar once a week works miracles.
Unless you're a smoker; ash turns to cement if you add moisture.
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... Everybody!
Ba-Tish! Tomorrow is a holiday in Sweden, so today feels like friday... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Tomorrow is a holiday in Sweden, so today feels like friday.
So instead of being home working you're going to be home watching movies?
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I thought you Swedes aren't working from home and are having a beer at the pub?
Sweden is probably the only country in the world where you can still visit a restaurant
I understood Swedes are generally introverted and keep their distance anyway, sounds like my kind of country!
For some reason, I feel like it's Friday too, but it makes no sense because Monday was King's Day, so my Monday started on Tuesday which would make today feel like Wednesday 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I thought you Swedes aren't working from home
Basically everyone that can work from home does.
Sander Rossel wrote: Sweden is probably the only country in the world where you can still visit a restaurant
As long as it's less than 50 people and they can manage the distances allowed. Pubs are not allowed, only table service.
Sander Rossel wrote: I understood Swedes are generally introverted and keep their distance anyway
Well, yes.
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Surprisingly, the same number applies as "days to the next Javascript framework" ...
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