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Great. Another supper power I don’t possess. 
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Why is it called common sense when it's so rare??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Because the more "celebrity" you become (or think you become) the less you have of it? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Unless you think someone has the copyright on that statement (and you want to respect copyrights), why don't you have one made, e.g. at spreadshirt.com? You'll find pre-made tees at a much lower price - spreadshirt.com is typically at USD 24 - but if you really want it, you may be willing to pay the price.
I have about a dozen tees made by spreadshirt, essentially plain white text on black. At the moment I am wearing one decaring, "I, for one, like Roman numerals". (I have had to explain the double meaning to a few that are not native English speakers.) Another one has the text "The Space Station: They call it rocket science, but haven't even got 1 G" and a drawing of a mobile phone. One that was bordering on copyright infringement use the YouTube logo in its invitation "Me train, YouTube?" - but a lagre fraction of those who get it, feel offended, so I am not using that one everywhere. Another one that I have had to explain to several people is the one declaring "I say sibboleth". ... People take note of my tees, and when I haven't come to work in a new one for months, people start asking. My problem is that I don't like throwing away stuff that are still in good condidion. At the moment, I have perfectly fine tees in my closet for a few years.
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Nowadays nonsense is becoming commonsense.
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I've always said - There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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If you need me I'll be around. and around. and around.
When I'm done I'll get my coat.
Real programmers use butterflies
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You'll get better mileage without the spare tire. 
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Where are you where you need a coat?
Because it's Haaat everywhere! 
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Had a coworker comment about a long night, and I mentioned something about long days and long nights. Sounded like a song.
Which there are many, but I stumbled across an album of that name[^].
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There's always the Beatles' classic A Hard Day's Night
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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For some reason that made me think of Wasted Days and Wasted Nights[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When people complain to me about long days I usually just tell them it's still 24 hours, just like every other day.
That's usually not what they want to hear 
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Do developers get third degree burns when they touch the firewall?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Interesting question. I'm sure it'll stir up a heated diskussion! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Tcha, as if. Developers aren't allowed in the server room.
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Virus this burning question brought up? Perhaps to start a flame war?
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Our firewall is made of aerated concrete blocks. Developers and hackers bang their heads against it in vain. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A quick operation in the autumn uses Army swimmers (9)
A quick operation OP
in the autumn OCT (an autumn month)
uses USES OCTOPUSES
Army swimmers
And that means I'm back Monday!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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modified 10-Jul-20 8:21am.
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Oct is a bit tenuous for Autumn
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Misdirection and obfuscation is the name of the game! 
So are the uppercase 'A' in "Army", and "army swimmers" given they have tentacles not arms or legs, but common usage allows.
In my mind, anyway!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Shouldn't the plural be "octopi"?
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It's Greek, so octopodes if memory serves.
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Your memory is better than mine.
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