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@Sandeep-Mewara
Where's the CCC? 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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He's four hours and two minutes late at work today. It's the first time this has ever happened for Sandeep. 
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Present Sir! 
Apparently, rules for late comers were not devised 
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Apologies. Had to step out for an urgent work and totally forgot - could have posted a little earlier than late. 
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In a very important meeting, where 20+ people were attending, one of the directors slept off. ->>With a very loud snore. 
AND, The host had failed to start the meeting with enough User-controlling privileges. So this director couldn't be muted or booted out.
Then finally, people had to speak in Sync with the Snoring rhythm. We had to wait for the snore-free-slot and quickly deliver the message and wait for the next turn. This is the funniest meeting I had ever attended.
(Yes we tried calling him over phone. mobile, skype, Whatsapp, what not!) He was deep asleep.
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Hopefully, at least one of you recorded it, and sent him a copy / youtube link? 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nand32 wrote: He was deep asleep
The most energy saving state. Directors are very smart.
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Also the state in which they can do the least damage. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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CPallini wrote: Directors are very smart.
Indeed !
You were all expected to learn from his example - apparently a massive failure on the part of the staff. He must have been so disappointed.
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This is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. and I can just imagine this.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Sowulo - Brego in Brēoste[^]
This SOTW was brought to you by @Member-6430 who posted Sowulo on here last week.
I've been meaning to listen to Sowulo because some friends spoke highly of it, but I never got around to it.
Until this week that is 
From their website: Sowulo makes atmospheric nordic folk, strongly rooted in our pagan past.
Sowulo is a Dutch band and their name is the 16th rune of old Futhark, or the s-rune (ᛊ, ᛋ) and it means sun.
Luckily, this doesn't rune their music 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Luckily, this doesn't rune their music
Icon see what you did there ...
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing Orbital is on fire! 
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Met him, Steve Waugh and Tom Moody in a pub once (when Waugh hadn't yet been dismissed in a test in England IIRC) before he was Aussie captain. All I can say is, Waugh and Moody were two genuinely nice people and great ambassadors for the game and Australia.
Dean Jones was there too.
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Woof woof!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Do you think they train attack dogs as sniffers, so they can eliminate the threat, once identified? 
I am not wrong. I am just different!
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Although I prefer cats (they are generally brighter than dogs) I like dogs - and dogs like me. Most of the time I can get them to obey me, even if they won't obey their owner!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Most of the time I can get them to obey me, even if they won't obey their owner!
That's funny and probably really does indicate something about you.
Probably makes sense that your a software dev too. You know how to tell things/animals what to do so they actually do it.
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raddevus wrote: You know how to tell things/animals what to do so they actually do it.
That only works when you use your own software.
Once in the hands of the unwashed masses, they don't even do what they, themselves, want to do. Makes me dream, fondly, of a million monkeys on a million . . . .
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