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I keep a stone by the front door all December to throw at Carol Singers - I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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When they sing you can sling. You'd have to be stoned to stand out in the cold and bother strangers all night. I sedimentary that, too.
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That of quartz is a fine idea, though you may be charged with a salt, ore not.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Expect a Christmas visit from the Cole Porter!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I keep a stone by the front door all December to throw at Carol Singers
Poor Carol. Who is she, a neighbor?
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dandy72 wrote: Poor Carol. Who is she, a neighbor?
And why do they sing about her? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Let he who is without sing cast the first stone...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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...as a member on CodeProject, as of today. I gotta say... I don't feel any different. 
Do I get a 10000 rep point bonus for tenacity and loyalty?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It was 20 years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Well, you can have an upvote from me, and enough others chip in ... you might get there! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't you feel any older and wiser, or at least one of those? 
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You beat me to it... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well, I guess I could say I feel older, because my eyes don't seem to work as well as they used to. OIf course, that could be attributed to wildly excessive masturbation, but who can really say? 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Congrats
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Congrats, and keep on trucking (in a nice Skoda maybe  )
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#realJSOP wrote: Do I get a 10000 rep point bonus
I think Chris should give out fake gold watches for these kinds of life events.
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#realJSOP wrote: Do I get a 10000 rep point bonus for tenacity and loyalty?
I only have power to give you +24... my token of appreciation.
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Twenty years now
Where'd they go?
Twenty years
I don't know
I sit and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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You deserve a Segar for that tune.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well Griffs post above put the song in my head!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Aren't we the ones who deserve the points here 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Points for everybody!!!!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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