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That depends. If they just live there and otherwise don't interact with you, it means that they regard you as a stranger who they can't get out of their territory at the moment. Hardly the basis for any honorary titles.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
You'll get there - it's a "frame of mind" thing, and it can take a while to get the "feel" of how someone else's twisted mind works ... I have the same problem with new setters, there is a disconnect until you get inside their heads.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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