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After reading the post and all the replies I come to three conclusions:
1) The title of your post should be "Lazy Recruiters". They don't take the time to re-read their e-mail before sending it. I will admit that their English is better than my whatever their native tongue is, and that this might be the problem.
2) Spell checkers are evil but necessary as no on that came from school at any level in the past 30 years or so can spell worth a damn.
3) The puns you guys do are really bad. Please keep it up.
Maybe they just need someone to "cook the books". (with apologies to Julia Child and accountants everywhere)