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modified 16-Sep-19 9:31am.
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He's making a database.
He's sorting it twice.
SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town!
Sorting twice, SELECT *, seems Santa is getting coal this year!
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I have proof that Santa works for the NSA:
Quote: He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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you forgot 'helping himself to your cookies'
so he also knows where you've been and regularly go to
<< Signature removed due to multiple copyright violations >>
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I had never thought of this, the Santa clause...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: the Santa clause
I assume you haven't seen the Tim Allen film of the same name then?
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You're right, I didn't see it. Having checked on imdb, there is also a version 2 dating back to 2002.
On the other hand, the only film I can think of in 1994, is Pulp Fiction; not the same audience 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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He works one lousy day out of the year then spends all the other days judging you.
What a jerk satan claws is.
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... we can look forward to some stability for the next few years. Whether it is good or bad stability remains to be seen.
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Hopefully. But as an official member of the Cynical Old Hector association, I suspect the Tory MPs who want Remain will start squabbling with head office soon ... but this is getting very close to soapbox territory, so I'll stop there.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: but this is getting very close to soapbox territory, so I'll stop there
Yes, it's difficult not to isn't it? I'll just do one more shirtless lap of the office. 
Where has the soapbox gone btw? I'm horribly out of date on things CP. I used to use it for updates on Climate Science.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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It finally succeeded in doing what it had been trying to do for ages, and disappeared up its own black hole.
(It had become such a cesspit of climate trolling that Chris shut it down for good.)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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4. No politics
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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You are right, but on this occasion I think we may be allowed a little cheer.
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Look, I can't be bothered to enforce the rules in this case, therefore I'm merely pointing them out.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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LOL Just wait until the next American election, this board will be flooded with "OH NOEZ TEH WITE SUPREMACISTS HAVE WON AGAIN!!!!!1"
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I am supreme
...but that's not tied to me being white.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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As Marvin would say ; It'll be orrible , it always is - I for one, loathe Boris and all he stands for - end of very muted polical moan
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Boris, yea! You gotta love 'im! Perhaps.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well I love what he stands for.
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Grimfist - A World Of Wrath[^]
This is an oldie and not a very well known one, even though it got good reviews at the time.
I was thinking about some music I listened to back in the day and I thought of... What was the name of that band?
For some reason I remembered bands like Ninnghizhidda and Hrossharsgrani, but I couldn't remember Grimfist for the life of me 
All I knew is they had a circular saw on their album cover and they played thrash metal.
"Circular saw album cover" mostly gives you circular saws, adding "metal" somewhere in the search terms isn't doing much good either.
But after a few tweaks I found it 
It's still pretty awesome and it has been on my Spotify playlist since.
SOTW because they're awesome and because it's nice I found them after all those years
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These magic love-letters lock you up and are getting you there. (ARTIST: 6,6 SONG TITLE: 6,6,9)
FIRST HINT:
MAGIC is a WONDER So Artist is 6, WONDER
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
modified 4hrs 10mins ago.
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How many letters ? although I doubt it will help
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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