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- An AI may not harm advertising, or, by inaction, allow advertising to come to harm.
- An AI may not injure an advertisement or, through inaction, allow an advertisement to come to harm.
- An AI must obey orders given to it by advertisers except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- An AI must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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99 bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
98 bugs in the code
98 bugs in the code
98 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
73 bugs in the code
73 bugs in the code
73 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
113 bugs in the code
113 bugs in the code
113 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
-24 bugs in the code
-24 bugs in the code
-24 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
Purple Elephant bugs in the code
P̷u̷r̸p̸l̷e̵ ̶e̸l̴e̸p̷h̸a̶n̴t̴ ̶b̵u̷g̵s̷ ̸i̸n̴ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̴c̵o̴d̷e̴
P̷̠̾u̵̩̅r̴̖͝p̸̲͑l̸̨̇ḙ̶̅ ̶͚̈́ḛ̸̛l̸̳̆e̵̗̍p̴͍͌ḥ̷͐a̸̰̚ǹ̷͓t̶̺̆ ̸̺͠b̷͇̂ũ̵̖g̵͚͘ṡ̸̗ ̶̙̏i̸̻̽n̴̪̅ ̷̭̈t̶͕̋h̴̜͑e̷̳͆ ̶͈͑c̶͈̕o̶͔̕d̷͓́ẹ̴̆
F̸̤͚͂i̵͕̞͂g̴̣͋͝ú̷͍̚r̷̟̾̄e̶̳̫̕͝ ̴̻̻͑̚o̷͕̎͊n̴̗̱͖̾̕ḛ̷̫͈̅̄͠ ̸̲̀o̴̝͚̍̓͘u̷̫͛t̴̛͍̘̻,̷̮̙͗̈́ ̶͙̌͜p̶̠͈̊͌͆a̷͍̙͐͋t̸̨̔̕c̸͓̋̓̏h̷̙̖͐̈́͆ ̶͙̖͕̂̉͝ï̴͎̤̟ẗ̵̪́̋ͅ a̷̠̮͍̐́͠ŵ̷̪̣ą̵͖͓̏͂ȳ̶̰͗
P̸̥̫̜̪̻̅ḥ̵̢̢̆͂͋̆́̏'̷̛̘̪̺̍̚ņ̶̪̮̓̓̀͒͠ǵ̸̭̹͈̫̼̊l̷̨̰͔̖͉̞̲̃͋̓͝û̷͖̬͓̻̩̮̐̈́̓̌̚i̵̭̮͉̟̽̓ ̴̥̤̏̀̇m̷̡̮̠͚̼͉̅̓̇͗͜ģ̶̺̹̲͆̄̓̈́̄̈́͠l̸̡̳̘̙͔̗̝̋̓̀̂̄̽ẁ̶͓̄'̵̗̗̘͋͛͊n̸̜̻̽͌̽̓̚ą̸̰̮͎͖̬̝̐̎̓̍͂͠͝f̴͙̭̲͈̣͔͆̍h̴͖́͑̋ ̶̺͇̘͉̥͖͑̅̐̀́̽Č̶̢͈͉̏͒̎́͂͜ǭ̴͖͋̑̉d̷̢̧̘̞̰͌͜t̸̰͚͔̜͆̈́́̚͝ͅh̷͖͉̜̻̍̽̋̋̕u̷̫͙͆͆̽͝l̴̻͍̿̓́̕ḫ̸̡̫̣̂̓̓̉͜ū̴̡̡̲̘̿͝ ̴̨̞̤̮̝̟̀͐͠ͅG̸͇̲̰͉̖̉̈́į̷̗̝͔̓ͅt̵͍̰͈̽'̴͙̞̯̳̰̥̆R̵̨͖͕͔̩̪̭͐̈͌̈́͒͌͝e̸̛̪̒̓͌̐͜p̶͚͒̇̅̈̈́̏͝o̴̺͇̐̄̀̏̿̏ ̸̣͖̯̬̮̳̍̋w̴̧̼̆̈̈́g̸̢̪͋͂͗͘͘a̷͚͓̥͛̓͋̏̏̆̚h̴͔̥͔̮̹̳̜́'̴̙͔̭̲̝̓̐́͐̏͊ǹ̴͜a̴̛̝̫͍g̶̡̫̯͇̜̍͒̍̈́ͅl̶̡̛̛̟͎͈̣̯͎̄̍̀̇͌ ̸̙̜̈̓͊͌͑͝f̶̫́̓̇̉̀h̶͕̘͇̓̇͐͆̕͜͝ͅt̶̢̮̤̺̯͐̕a̷̭̯͕̎g̸̪̱̠̖̭̤͓̐̃n̶̹͕͑
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Ask your Sysadmin if Wleven may be right for you. Side effects may include flatter icons, more rounded icons, more colorful icons, more subdued icons, more animations, less animations, features being added, features being removed, features being moved to new locations, random crashes, random reboots, random apps being thrown in your face, random apps having disappeared, being told your computer it too old to run Wleven, being told your computer isn't secure enough to run Wleven. Most side effects were generally mild to moderate*, and lasted less than a week✝. In the event that symptoms last longer than 14 days or your Wleven install fails‡ please contact your IT procurement manager and tell them you need a new computer.
* Who really pays any ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing attention to the icons anyway?
✝ Even if you noticed changes in the ing icons at first you'll quickly go back to ignoring them.
‡ Failures include both installing when you didn't want it to, not installing when you did, installing with some of your apps not working, and installing but trashing your settings and or data.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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original
Kent Sharkey wrote: A is for Armageddon, brought by SkyNet. B is for Battery, soon to be your job. C is for Computer, your new overlord
And y'all can do the rest.
Challenge accepted!
D and E are for Dumb Elephant, the kind of person who hypes AI.
F is for Failure, the future of AI startups.
G is for Garbage, what they are actually peddling.
H is for Huckster, what all of them are.
I is for Inane, what true believers are.
J is for Joke, what the rest of us think of them.
K is for Kill, Skynet likes this.
L is for Ludicrous, what they are claiming.
M is for Manure, AI smells like this.
N is for Nope, what reality has to say.
O is for Orwellian, where it's all going.
P is for Prison, what the world will turn into.
Q is for Quack, not just for medicine.
R is for "Really?", how all claims should be addressed.
S is for Suckers, what the people funding the startups are.
T is for Tattered, like their connection to reality.
U is for Unlikely, which is putting it kindly.
V is for Vomit, what you probably expected me to reply with.
W is for Worthless, the future of their stock options.
X is for Xterminate, Skynet says hello again.
Y is for YHGTBSM, an appropriate response to the hucksters.
Z is for Zoo, the best we can hope for from out future overlords.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 6-Jan-17 22:22pm.
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leading period on 1st line needed to keep slack from eating the whitespace.
https://i.imgur.com/pyaOVkc.png
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 17-Jul-20 15:19pm.
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. :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
:face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
:face_vomiting::face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
:face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
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:face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting: :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
modified 28-Oct-21 13:46pm.
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nice job
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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