Does the person running have to be cunning?
Or can the boss take the loss
From the dog on the backlog
Taking rice from the mice?
Can we have rum in our SCRUM
Or must the owner take a loaner?
I must give a hand up to help at the standup
And remember not to turn down our burn down.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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