Chris Maunder - Professional Profile
|Support: Hello, Bluebean* credit card division, how may I help you?
Paul: I need more money
Support: Certainly what is your card #?
Support: Ah, Mr. Watson. What can I do for you?
Paul: Like I said, more money please.
Support: First you will need to pay off your current balance, then we can increase your limit.
Paul: So would I be phoning asking for more money if I was able to pay off my current balance?
Support: I guess not.
Paul: Can I transfer some money from the budget account?
Support: No, first you need to pay off you...
Paul: Yes, current balance. Great budget feature.
Support: You can always get another card with us.
Paul: You mean you can't give me more money on my current card, but you can let me have another card with lots of money on it?
Support: Certainly! And because you have a good credit history, the new card can have a bigger credit limit.
Paul: How long?
Support: Couple hours, we have all your details already. How much do you want?
Paul: How much can I get?
I did not take it, but thought it all a bit bizarre.
* No, really. That is their name. Bluebean.
Cape Town, South Africa
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