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The (half-)real joke:

The Nigeria president invited the Indian Prime Minister in Abuja. While in the President's house, the Indian Prime minister was surprised by the luxury and wealth of his host.
He asked him:
- Don't mind me asking, but I am very surprised, how can it be that you are so rich ?
The Nigeria president smiled proudly and asked the Indian Prime minister to come to window and showed him a huge building.
- Can you see that building over there ?
He then pointed his finger to his pocket and said "10% of profit from that building goes right here". The Indian Prime minister nodded.

Years passed by and one day the Nigeria President was visiting India and was surprised by how wealthy the Indian Prime minister had become. He asked him:
- I remember, during your last visit you asked me, how come I was so rich, but from what I can see you are even richer than me.
The Indian Prime minister took him to the window and showed him a big lake.
- Can you see the two buildings over there ?
- No, there are no buildings there.
- Now you know.
~RaGE();

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