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Usually people tend to stick to one of these games until they get really bored with it and then they move on to another game; so you can lose a customer to the competition at every transition.
If you create a game franchise like this, it will keep people with your brand for centuries, because they can take their achievements from one game and put them in the new game.
If you release enough modular games, it creates a meta-game where people can show-off how many hundreds of hours of their life they've lost while looking at advertising and making you rich.
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0bx wrote: people can show-off how many hundreds of hours of their life they've lost while looking at advertising and making you rich.
That sound really good to be - assumed that I will be the rich guy 
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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How do you know a woman is going say something clever?
She starts her sentence with "My husband says..."
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Was made by slave children overseas 
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Blonde speaking....
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-glazed energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
"Helllooooo!" I said, "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Shot my first turkey of the season yesterday. Scared the crap out of the folks in the frozen food section. Ah, being Texan is so fun! 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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If it moves, compile it
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Bwhahaha!!
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ihoecken wrote: ...so fun...
Seems you misplaced the word much.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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They don't mind as much when he goes fishing.
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What if the three wise men had been three wise women?
They would have arrived in time to help deliver the baby because they would have asked for directions. They would have made a casserole, cleaned the stable, and given practical gifts like disposable diapers.
But, after they left, they would have made comments like: "Did you see the sandals Mary wore? With that robe?!" "I hear Joseph is out of work." "How about that drummer boy? He can beat my drum any time!" "That donkey they rode in on has seen better days." "Virgin, my foot; I knew her in school!" "That baby doesn't look a thing like Joseph!" And, "I bet I never see that casserole dish again!" 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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... the teacher told the class "An abstract noun is something you can think of but can't touch. Can anyone give me an example?"
Little Jonny raised his hand, "Your tits!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A man walked into a flower shop. "I'd like some flowers, please."
"Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugged. "Well, uh, I'm not sure, ah, I uh..."
The clerk interrupted. "Maybe I can help; what exactly did you do wrong?!"
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I am now a firm believer in gun control. Once I got a grip on the definition.
Gun control: Using both hands.
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Gun Control - hitting what you're aiming at.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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djj55 wrote: Gun control: Using both hands.
Does it count if I have a gun in each hand?
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Finally, some real science to solve this age old question.
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If it moves, compile it
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A biker stops a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her: Do you mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?
She Quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest most lingering kisses he had ever had.
When she finished, He said: WOW, this is the best Kiss I've ever had.
Why are you committing suicide?
She Replied: My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl....
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Ouch!
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
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The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay and for long hours.
The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."
The apprentice did just as he told.
He is the village blacksmith now.
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I know a slightly different version of this.
The blacksmith said: When I nod you hit.
He only nodded once.
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