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Old Mr. Rugelbaum suffered from a rare disease which his doctor said could be cured by drinking human milk.
"Where do I get human milk?" asked Rugelbaum.
"Well, Mrs. Finkelstein just had a baby girl; maybe she can help."
So, every day Rugelbaum went to Finkelstein's house for his daily "medicine." Mrs. Finkelstein was a dark-eyed, big-breasted young woman, who, in spite of herself, gradually grew aroused as Rugelbaum lapped at her ripe breasts.
After a week or so, she whispered to him, "Tell me, Mr. Rugelbaum: do you like it?"
"Mmmm, yes. Wonderful," he sighed.
She hesitated, her lips parted and eyes aglow. "Is there anything else you'd enjoy?"
Rugelbaum murmured softly between slurps, "As a matter of fact there is."
"What?" she whispered.
Rugelbaum said, "Maybe an oatmeal cookie?"
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