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This city boy moves out to the Midwest after his father dies and leaves him the farm.

About a month after he arrives he notices that there are no women around. He goes to his closest neighbor (who is three miles away) and asks, "Where are the women?"

The farmer replies, "There aren't any."

"What the hell do you do when you get horny then?"

"That's what cows are for boy." The city boy walks away in and promises never to bang a cow. A couple of months pass and the boy finally gives in. He goes back to his neighbor and asks how it's done.

"You go out to the stables and pick a cow." The city boy still is confused. So the farmers takes him out to the barn and demonstrates.

The city boy then decides to give it a try. Half way through a couple of other farmers walk in. Seeing the boy they start laughing at him. The city boy quickly pulls up his pants and walks away. Before he can leave one of the other farmers asks him why he didn't finish.

He responds "I was embarrassed and thought you were laughing at me because I was having sex with a cow."

"We weren't laughing at that... we were laughing because you picked Rosa. She's the ugliest one."
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