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This city boy moves out to the Midwest after his father dies and leaves him the farm.

About a month after he arrives he notices that there are no women around. He goes to his closest neighbor (who is three miles away) and asks, "Where are the women?"

The farmer replies, "There aren't any."

"What the hell do you do when you get horny then?"

"That's what horses are for boy." The city boy walks away in and promises never to bang a horse. A couple of months pass and the boy finally gives in.

The city boy then decides to give it a try. Half way through a couple of other farmers walk in. Seeing the boy they start laughing at him. The city boy quickly pulls up his pants and walks away.

"Why are you laughing - you said to use a horse when you get horny!"

"Yes, boy, we use a horse to ride into town..."
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011

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