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Inside Satya Nadella’s plan to outsmart Google. It's easier to persuade them to upgrade?
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Oracle has told The Register it is "committed" to Java amid growing fears the IT giant had all but given up on Java EE – aka Java Platform, Enterprise Edition. "Don't let me be remitted. I wanna be committed if you don't mind"
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Researchers have created a computer program that can detect lies, be it an email, dating profile or visa application. "Lies lies lies yeah (They're gonna get you)"
25% said they lie about how much they drink. Higher, or lower? Could @Michael-Martin actually be a secret tea-totaler?
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70% accuracy? Well, that's a lie for starters! God help us all if they actually start using this in real life situations like visa applications where, let's face it, the only acceptable accuracy is 100%!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So we can soon hold our smartphone up to a salesman or politician? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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This statement is a lie. 
Marc
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Today Ken Schwaber and Jeff Sutherland, the creators of Scrum delivered a webinar on their latest update to the Scrum Guide. The update was a simple one, adding the 5 values of Scrum to the Guide. "A Scout is ... trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."
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..and hungry..
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Hello, young person! Do you want to get lit on a Monday night at the “exclusive after party” thrown by Microsoft? You’re in luck! Well, it is legal in Washington state
Oh, when corporate wants to sound hip... 
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I am officially old.
I didn't understand one fallutin' dag-nammit word of that he-lectronic communication.
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I guess I am too, even though I am only 23!
I think they are targeting teens (or people who haven't matured beyond that point, no matter how old they are).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Stuck it into Google Translate. No luck. Maybe it's some kind of public key encryption.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I thought I BAe intern was someone doing an internship at British Aerospace (BAE).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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One of the nation’s most powerful appeals courts ruled Wednesday that sharing passwords can be a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, a catch-all “hacking” law that has been widely used to prosecute behavior that bears no resemblance to hacking. "Loose lips might sink ships"
Or:
Every password you share unlocks every login screen it's been with?
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Android was once a big part of Intel's plans in mobile devices, but the company is now paying much less attention to the OS. Intel (not) Inside
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The technology is designed to drive down the price of communications infrastructure "This is Radio Clash from pirate satellite"
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WebVR support is a work in progress for the Chromium project, which could one day change how we browse the Internet Oh. _Finally_
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They taught a robot to behave like a predator and hunt "prey," or a robot controlled by a human, using special software to aid the robot to mark its target and pounce. First Law people, it's right there in the First Law!
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Microsoft has officially launched AppSource, a new way for businesses to search for apps and add-ons that work with Microsoft's products and services like Office 365, Azure and more. Because there wasn't any way to find applications in the past
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While Microsoft may be many things to many people, some of which are critical where others are mere niceties, there is no denying that the company has its core focus and that focus has traditionally been associated with productivity in the form of Windows and Office. A sprawling monument to (near) infinite flexibility and byzantine complexity, loved by accountants?
Also, something about pivot tables.
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How they have no clue what the hell they are doing?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Localized function names in code, so to make Excel spreadsheets unusable across different languages?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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