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No! It would not!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I take it you're a fan of security through obscurity.
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Partners can integrate IFTTT directly into their apps and services FYI, FWIW
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Quantum computer calculates ground state of hydrogen with just two qubits. As opposed to my ground state, which can be predicted by counting empty glasses
Looks like the scientists may - or may not - have been doodling
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so no mathematical function associated with that ground state can end up giving a lower energy, only a higher one.
They needed qubits for that? How about f(x) = x * 0 ?
ok, granted, it can't calculate anything higher. Details, shmeetales!
Marc
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The software and cloud company claims the employee was terminated for performance reasons Demanded? Requested?
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Virtual functions, though generally a blessing, have a defect-prone dark side. Good thing they're a new feature people can avoid
modified 10-Aug-16 14:26pm.
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I think you've got the wrong link there. 
"Two tools for quick and easy web application load testing during development"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thanks, fixed.
TTFN - Kent
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/ravi
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Good thing they're a new feature people can avoid
Ask your colleagues a few questions about them, and you'll see...
Even those who understand the issues discussed in the article may encounter problems when they have to override ThirdParty's virtual fucntions (and they have no source code for ThirdParty's component). Such an extend_after/before/anywhere attribute looks useful.
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As I commented on the site, CLOS has had :before :after and :around messages since the year dot.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Microsoft leaked the golden keys that unlock Windows-powered tablets, phones and other devices sealed by Secure Boot – and is now scrambling to undo the blunder. "'Cause the sun's gonna shine in my backdoor some day."
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A Dead fan are we? If so,  .
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Fortunately nobody uses MS mobile devices right?
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Yeah. It's a blessing 
TTFN - Kent
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if it land in wrong hands. All office and window will die first
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Though it is part of the texture of digital life, libraries, museums and archives tasked with preserving the past are not saving malware for future generations. How else are we going to reinfect ourselves after the zombie apocalypse
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<sarcasm>
Because we might need them to infect the alien spaceship (a la Independence Day)? 
</sarcasm>
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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After pausing all Flash ads on Chrome by default back in September 2015, Google is now looking to finally kill off support for it by the end of this year. "Na na na na, hey hey" (etc.)
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google so firm in killing flash
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About time
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
\o/
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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