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Dark Photon!!!
(everyone covers their crotches)
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From Steve Jobs to the Apple car, Cook looked back at Apple's past and looked ahead to its future in a wide-ranging interview "You‘ve got to start with the customer experience and work backwards to the technology."
Five years of "You're no Steve Jobs" has got to be hard on the guy.
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Tim Cook does not have marketing skill of steve job.
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Sixteen years ago, Stewart Butterfield conceived of a contest that would test the mettle of any web designer: The 5k. If it's anything like most web pages, 10KB gets you a third of jQuery
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You’ve told us that Visual Studio makes you sign in WAY too often. Over the last year, we’ve released several improvements to help address your feedback. The line for cheering starts behind me
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Funny, I've never been asked even once...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Aren't you stuck back on 2008?
TTFN - Kent
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Nope, I'm on Visual Studio 2015 Update 3. Never in all my years has VS asked me to "log in".
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Huh. Maybe it's because I made the mistake once of signing in for version control.
TTFN - Kent
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Last month, a milestone anniversary came and went with little fanfare. July 4th marked 20 years since the launch of Hotmail (then labeled HoTMaiL). Fun fact: it ran on BSD when they bought it
At the time, there was some fear about Microsoft's true interest in doing anything with it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: it ran on BSD when they bought it
AFAIK, the web servers were FreeBSD and database servers were Solaris. It took them about 5 years to move the web servers to Windows 2000.
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Yeah, I might have been thinking of the web servers. The five years sounds about right.
TTFN - Kent
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Cortana, Windows 10’s built-in virtual assistant, is both really cool and really creepy “There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.”
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In what may prove to be the most exciting find to date, the German weekly Der Spiegel announced recently that astronomers have discovered an Earth-like planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, just 4.25 light-years away. Just around the corner. We should pop in.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: n Earth-like planet
Poor bastards.
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It may only take 20 years to get there but it will take at least 40 years to get politicians to agree to fund (or "permit") the trip. I would go but high speed internet would get slower as we moved away from Earth, hmm... although as we approached the speed of light (or 20% of it) relativity may help speed it up again?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes, considering there is already so much noise on the internet, the signal would even more quickly get swamped out!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Do remember that what scientists mean by "earth-like" and what the phrase actually suggests are two entirely different things. To scientists, having a similar size and orbit, with massive margins of error, makes a planet "earth-like."
(I loved where the article mentioned that the observatory which "discovered" this, likes to make stuff up. We are assured that they really mean it this time. Why do I suspect funding was running short and....)
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Say hello to computer augmented program engineering, "in which a programmer and an automated program-synthesis tool collaborate to generate software that meets its specification." It looks like you're trying to write an expert system. Would you like help with that?
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he research project has received grants totaling more than $9 million, covering research from 2012 through 2017.
With $9M, I could have done more than just research. 
I can't wait (actually, I can) to see what Intellisense in 10 years will look like. It'll be integrated with Cortana, suggest better solutions found on Stack Overflow or CP, figure out what you're trying to do and suggest a previously implemented algorithm found on GitHub or CP -- and not just the whole repo but rather, after AI analysis of open source projects, will point you to the specific class/methods that have already solved the same problem you're working on), document your code for you, write usable unit tests for you, and suggest security, usability and UI improvements.
Yeah, with $9M, I think I could put together a team to accomplish that in less time than the 5 years they've been researching this already (except the Cortana part, ewwww.)
If we get that, maybe there won't be so many "can you do my homework for me?" questions posted in the Q&A forums!
Marc
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you are corrct, if we build a better search algorithm for GitHub. Those people may search GitHub for answer instead of ask same repeated questions that all schools given (joke)
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Well the grant is to a university, academia moves at a considerably slower pace than private industry (corporate), and corporate moves at a slower pace than an individual developer or even a small team. So $9m and 5 years to research what you just posted sounds about right!
Besides the goal is not to produce anything but to get the grant. Producing a solution is pure bonus!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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We had developed such kind of system many years ago (at least in solving the tedious and error-prone problems). It may not solve all the problems they are trying to solve, but its core part is a practical (because we had zero grant) and managable system that is "production" ready (internally) beacuse it was used to generate most of the relational data systems underlying our products and services for years, published or not. It's not realy "simple" or "easy", that's not our target, but a quite flexible meta-programming system and a useful tool to us, at least ...
modified 15-Aug-16 3:22am.
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If it produces random garbage, fails to interpret keywords in context, etc., it can be called MSDNII.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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