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Out of curiosity, why?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Out of curiosity, why?
I got burned by MySQL in the early days -- I don't remember specifically what, I think it had to do with not actually implementing foreign keys, or cascading deletes, or something or other pretty fundamental to good database architecture.
A more thorough set of problems nowadays (not that SQL Server or Oracle doesn't have its problems) is something @thewazz posted on a Slack forum I run. MySQL - Choose Something Else[^]
Marc
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Look out phone scammers. Alphabet, Apple, AT&T, Comcast, Samsung and Microsoft are coming for you. Oh, this will solve *everything*
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Stephen Checkoway, an Assistant Professor at the Department of Computer Science at the University of Illinois at Chicago, has analyzed some of the exploit code included in the recent Equation Group leak, and his verdict is "not impressed." When you can't even trust the spooks to be good
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In ICT, We all know as long it work and do what it does no one care. All of prof say this can not and that can not in the end student do something great while prof still prof. Grade is not everything
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Several mainstream tech sites this week published details of a purported new Microsoft support tool designed to fix problems with the Windows 10 Anniversary Update. After some digging, I can report that it is no such thing. My advice: Stay far away from this "Windows Self Healing Tool." Who would believe something called "Windows Self Healing" anyway?
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Oh right, the re-introduction of the BSOD!
As windows 10 disappears under a "We are healing your system please wait" for 15 hours before doing a fast reboot and presenting you with a RAW image of a vertical finger! 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Microsoft is facing a torrent of backlash from consumers and businesses complaining that the Windows 10 Anniversary Update has broken some third-party USB cameras.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least they didn't say it was a prduct security feature.
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Problem in the HookProc and or Detour?
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Removal of the two most used video codecs.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Fireworks on Anniversary?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Newton’s Roomba is scheduled to clean the living room of his home in Little Rock, Arkansas, at 1.30am each day, so that the family wakes up to a clean space. That all changed this month when his puppy Evie had an accident on the rug during the night, leading to what he described as the “poopocalypse”. If you want to produce really big sh1t, you need Artificial Intelligence... 
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You get a less catastrophic result, but just as graphic when your kid has dropped a creamy cake on the floor.
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Carbon pets and silicon pets just don't mix well...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It’s happened to neuroscientist Becca (she didn’t want her full name published)
Maybe her?[^] 
Marc
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Quote: He suggests that it might be possible to introduce a specific sensor or feces-specific image recognition.
If they don't call that "faecal recognition", then they've missed a trick.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
Such as the gun control freaks, who seem to prefer those who love you live the yoke of their stupidity when you are dead for lack of a defensive weapon like a firearm.
That, my friends, is a true Hate Crime deserving of the death penalty.
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Priceless!
Quote: It’s happened to neuroscientist Becca (she didn’t want her full name published) between five and 10 times over the past two years.
Spread the poop everywhere once, shame on you. Spread the poop everywhere 10 times...
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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The Certified Agile Leadership program, developed by the Scrum Alliance, aims to increase the effectiveness of leaders by providing a learning framework for developing agile leadership competencies. The second place I've seen "certified" and "agile" in the same sentence today
Edit: yeah, yeah. Cleaned up.
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If they'd called it Agile Leadership Program Certified Accreditation then then we could have an Alpaca Stand-Up Scrum... which sounds like it could be fun (but in fact is not - like so much else of Agile)
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It could be worse, they could be trying to give out Certified Leadership in Agile Processes certificates. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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