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Is there any problem that a new programming language can't solve?
(This one has some good ideas on variable access, but I think if you are going down that road a functional language might be a better fit than a procedural one anyway?)
What we should attempt to do with programming languages is have the safest path use the fewest keywords. For example if you have to use a keyword to make a variable mutable after class initiation you end up with safer by-products of any developer laziness. Make all variable initiation mandatory (so if you want something to be initialised to null you have to type that) and so on.
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Since when did the word "upend" come to mean the same as making insults from a castle wall?
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The star is located 95 light years from Earth and has at least one confirmed planet. "I'm going to need a bigger antenna."
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someone wrote: Sun-like star
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Ahem...
I believe they meant ==> Star-like sun.
Get's your facts straight!! 
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Sun-like star is perfectly normal. The "Sun" being the star around which Earth revolves. "Sun-like" thus implies a star of a similar type / size / age.
Star-like sun on the other hand seems meaningless.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Mike Mullikin wrote: seems meaningless
That's how jokes are supposed to seem.
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raddevus wrote: That's how jokes are supposed to seem.
Sorry... I failed to see the joke icon and/or the humour. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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"Oh, it was just the cat."
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If there is intelligent life there it is currently receiving reports of the end of World War 1 and is probably deciding to adopt a wait-and-see policy with regard to making contact.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: If there is intelligent life there it is currently receiving reports of the end of World War 1 and is probably deciding to adopt a wait-and-see policy with regard to making contact.
Or, they saw that our world was in turmoil and thought "Now is the time to strike".
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..but due to a miscalculation of scale, their entire invasion fleet was swallowed by a small dog.
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It's the time to strike when we are at peace, fat and lazy. Even your cat knows to wait until the prey is not alert and ready to bite.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'd love this to be a real signal sent from aliens, so that we could later say : well, we first joked about it in the Lounge before it being one of the biggest piece of news in mankind.*
*And yes, it will take at least 190 years for them to send an answer to our signal, so we will not see it happen, but still...
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I suspect we are not capable of sending a signal that distance with enough power to raise it above the background noise!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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His company is widely credited with making the first commercially successful clamshell laptop, the Compass. Because no one should have to lug around a desktop
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His battery died?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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But you laptop contains a desktop as soon as you login so you actually are lugging around a desktop?
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Carbide is designed more like a Jupyter notebook, allowing for live markup, annotation, and manipulation of code and data "Show, don't tell"?
Because sometimes you need an IDE that I don't understand the purpose of?
Well, I suppose it's good to show people something, like JSFiddle or summut.
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It doesn't check for code vulnerabilities, but for configuration options and security mechanisms Yeah, but what do they know about websites?
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I very sure all torrent WEBSITE for piracy will show have virus  (JOKING)
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As an IT management consultant, probably the most frequent question I hear is some variant of “how can we get our defect count down?” Don't write code?
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