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Or CloudPets trying to hide the evidence. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Could be, but judging by the details in the article about them, they'd be even less effective than me at attacking holes in the ground.
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YouTube used to be the place you could watch almost anything you wanted, for free. Now YouTube wants to be the place that sells you TV. You pay extra for the good cat videos
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It makes sense.
You'd get stressed out less by advert breaks, if they're outnumbered by latency breaks.
[edit] I lessed more than necessary [/edit]
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modified 28-Feb-17 17:50pm.
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Something as simple as an uncharacteristic turn of phrase can clue people into an email’s illegitimacy. What if your co-workers are your enemies?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What if your co-workers are your enemies?
When were they not my enemies???
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I don't have this problem.
My cow-orkers are too busy plotting against R. Giskard to bother with me.
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Microsoft is expanding on its Azure Blockchain-as-a-Service work by joining the new Enterprise Ethereum Alliance, along with Intel and a number of leading banks. Mental note: maybe time to look into this blockchain thing
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It's easy to track YouTube's most popular metric: Check the counter below any video to see how many times it's been played. It's harder to know how long viewers watch, which YouTube staff started tracking years ago. "There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
Last weekend was rough; the only things on were Archie Luxury and Georgia Championship Wrestling.
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No documentaries about cheese?
I'm devastated.
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They misspelled "wasted" in the title 
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How much you wanna bet that the reason that this huge consumption has not broken the Internet is that most people only open youtube pages long enough to grab the address for a video downloader.
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Television - Drug of a Nation...
CNNESPNABCTNT but mostly B.S.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That needs a hell of a compression algorithm to crunch it into 24 hours of the day, but probably lost of info is in place... and that improves the quality...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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10 days ago I posted Germany bans doll as spying device [^].
Today an incident was unsealed letting such bans seem reasonable:
Now firstly, put yourself in the shoes of the average parent, that is one who's technically literate enough to know the wifi password but not savvy enough to understand how the "magic" of daddy talking to the kids through the bear (and vice versa) actually works. They don't necessarily realise that every one of those recordings – those intimate, heartfelt, extremely personal recordings – between a parent and their child is stored as an audio file on the web. They certainly wouldn't realise that in CloudPets' case, that data was stored in a MongoDB that was in a publicly facing network segment without any authentication required and had been indexed by Shodan (a popular search engine for finding connected things).
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Easily fixed.
Burn the bloody things.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Burn the bloody things.
I totally agree.
Ah, you were referring to the toys.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I hope that company get sued and all of its management personnel get put in jail for life. This kind of issue is inexcusable.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: This kind of issue is inexcusable.
Yes... but more common than we would like to. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I've seen a number of these over the years; but this guy's gone and compiled a huge list of all of them.
GitHub - kdeldycke/awesome-falsehood: Curated list of falsehoods programmers believe in.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: - Most processors in active use are 32-bit or larger.
- 16-bit or larger?
- 8-bit or larger?
- OH COME ON!
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February 26th marks the 25th anniversary for the Microsoft Foundation Classes (MFC). The traditional gift is silver, so make sure the hammer you hit your compiler with is made of that
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Cheers!
I didn't know that the 'M' was for "Maxwell".
I've learned something, today.
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