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So, instead of doing something useful, like flying it past a moon, they're just going to crash it into a gas giant?
What an eminently scientific course of action to take.
I'd prefer less GTA, and more Physics.
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The Kotlin/Native compiler, currently in development, generates platform-native binaries from Kotlin code and is interoperable with C functions. Is it time to pick up another language?
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The web's creator has attacked any UK plans to weaken encryption and promised to battle any moves by the Trump administration to weaken net neutrality. Sure, but what's he invented lately?
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Only problem I see... he will be ignored as everyone else 
M.D.V. 
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Anyone who sees the FCC as defenders of freedom has no respect from me.
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The company offers to implant its workers and startup members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers, or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand. What a revelation! In case they get lost, they can be returned to their rightful owner
modified 4-Apr-17 15:52pm.
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"Look boss, subject #42 is trying to open lots of doors really fast before going to bed..."
"I don't think he's opening doors, Igor."
"Ohmygodno!  "
Anyway, used for pets and now also employees.
Because manually opening doors really is the bane of my existence... 
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What happens in rutabagaland should stay in rutabagaland.
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So, what happens when you leave the company?
Option 1: They remove the microchip.
Option 2: They leave it in and update their servers to deny access.
With option 1, the phrase "scarred for life" takes on a whole new meaning!
With option 2, and with a dozen job changes over a lifetime, you could have quite a few of these things stuck in your arm by the time you retire!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: So, what happens when you leave the company?
Option 1: They remove the microchip hand.
That's how we deal with traitors! 
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Kent Sharkey wrote: A Swedish start-up
that should be closed up soon enough
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The droplets bounce off super-hydrophobic surfaces, dissipating heat as they do. Then you could put two processors facing one another and play pong
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Typical over-engineering by a dev with his head far too far into it.
Just use a hose, for God's sake.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: with his head far too far into it.
I suppose if this were the Soapbox "it" would be more explicit  
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Y'know, there's an outside chance that you're right.
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Practical advice, best practices, and sample applications to help you implement different application patterns using .NET Try them now, before they decide to change their recommended architecture
I think this is new. Looks unvarnished, anyway.
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Don't forget, they have the DevOps Ebook on that page too!
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How could I forget DevOps! 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: How could I forget DevOps!
The word that comes to mind is "preferably".
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I think this is new. Looks unvarnished, anyway.
I was looking / expecting to be able to make a snarky comment, but looking at the Microservices & Containers draft, it looks quite well written!
Kudos to the authors.
Marc
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Thanks for reviewing it. I tried to make a joke in an earlier post, but to be honest, I've left the page up at my work computer and plan on reading it tomorrow at lunch.
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More and more organizations are choosing to hose their web applications in the cloud using services like Microsoft Azure.
Yep sounds right ! Cloud has water to hose applications !
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you were on the internet in a certain era, you remember McAfee. It was the defensive line between you and the rest of the internet, reminding you with incessant popups that you were not hacked, not quite yet, but only if you renewed your subscription right away. Because that's a name people know and trust
I think I just broke my sarcasm.
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Did it ever go away? It still seems to come pre-installed on most Windows consumer devices - and you still have to download the "removal tool" to properly uninstall it after you've used the uninstaller. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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