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"super ultrawide", sounds like a toilet paper commercial.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Quote: Me want!
Me first!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: Me first!
Ok, but you're right behind me. I want TWO! I want to build a surround-monitor! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You might need more than two, maybe four!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Probably six, at least (you forgot up and down  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: You might need more than two, maybe four
Oh I don't know. I don't have eyes in the back of my head! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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True, but one does turn around now and then.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yup! But wouldn't it be great to have eyes in the back of your head, so debt collectors cannot sneak up on you from behind!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Not Samsung, nope, no thanks.
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What? You don't like spying?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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In theory, I want this.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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No matter what language you use or platforms you support, there is a core set of tools everyone needs to have. Because you need a laugh every once and a while
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That's like those endless tech "news" articles\programs that assume everyone has an iPhone and that iPhone is the only phone that exists.
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Is it still a joke if only web developers get it?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, I guess I'm not a modern developer.
Then again, I was expecting an article on tools, not a random list of languages, markups, DB implementations, and shells.
IgnorantWorld strikes again!
Marc
Latest Article - Create a Dockerized Python Fiddle Web App
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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It seems we have gone full circle now: driverless cars, flying cars for the Tokyo Olympics, and now a pilotless plane. I think they will remain passengerless for quite a while
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Just one atom thick, the magnet will allow researchers to perform previously impossible experiments. "Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."
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My refrigerator does not hold magnets. 
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How do you keep track of anything then? Poor dear. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
TTFN - Kent
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Recently moved. Saw the townhouse, was practically perfect. Apparently it has a ferritic stainless steel fridge. Non-magnetic. Didn't know that steel isn't always steel. Mental check, take a magnet with me next time I'm looking at houses. 
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@mehedih_
Jun 9, 2017 at 12:38 GMT
In 2015, Microsoft launched an interesting new service that let users share their Office documents and Sway presentations with the public. Today, the company announced that it’s retiring Docs.com. "Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by?"
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This week, the head of the Federal Communications Commission and a Republican US senator each called net neutrality a "slogan" that solves no real problems, with the senator also arguing that the Internet should have paid fast lanes. This web site best viewed with Netscape Navigator, and a large bank account
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A team of researchers from Germany and the UK (RWTH Aachen University and Microsoft Research) have figured out how to give artificial intelligence a boost toward learning games at a faster pace Yeah, all the video game playing was for research. Believe me.
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