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Oracle Corp. Sunday announced the next generation of its database, which founder and Chief Technology Officer Larry Ellison said will be able to handle key tasks such as critical software patches automatically. Larry is my co-pilot
Patches automatically being applied. Yeah, no way for that to go wrong.
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Ellison got it all wrong - the the isn't wasted on applying the patch, but on checking it... Can Oracle's 'AI' do that?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: will be able to handle key tasks such as critical software patches automatically.
Am I the only one seeing the problems coming?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Microsoft rebranded Xbox Music to Groove Music two years ago, in a bid to make its music streaming service more relevant to consumers. Microsoft had a music service?
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Sadly, when they bought Nokia they inherited an excellent music service, then disbanded it as it was viewed to compete with their own offering. Actually it was vastly superior, and I miss it.
So good riddance on this one.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Hired, a recruiting platform that connects companies with tech talent, published a new report this week on the state of software engineering jobs that suggests contract workers can make more than full-time software engineers. "They'd call us gypsys, tramps and thieves"
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Out with the pension, matching retirement plan and bonuses, in with the contractor.
Works for me -- they're right, I make more as a contractor than as an employee and I have a lot more flexibility with my time, and in ideal situations, with my location. And with interest rates vs. inflation, saving money (as money) results the worthless money. Give me the money now and let me invest it something that actually beats inflation. Not sure what that is though. 
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Marc Clifton wrote: And with interest rates vs. inflation, saving money (as money) results the worthless money. Give me the money now and let me invest it something that actually beats inflation. Not sure what that is though.
32 years in my corporate 401K has done amazingly well.
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Don't have as many years in mine yet; but I'm on target for 100% income replacement before anything I get from social security is factored in. For the latter I figure depending on exactly when it goes runs the savings to zero I'm 50/50 on getting thrown under the bus to protect my parents benefits.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yeah, I'm nearly 54 years old (next Saturday) and I've always worked under the assumption that Social Security will have been bled dry before I collect a penny. Sad but probably true.
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I'm 62 (now) and it will likely bleed dry soon after I start collecting... if the Equifax hackers don't get to it first.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Mike Mullikin wrote: 32 years in my corporate 401K has done amazingly well.
Aye, unfortunately I was too stupid and too ignorant in my youth (um, that means my entire life) to put a little of each paycheck into the market or other places that have a track record of consistent improvement over the long haul. 
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A “quantum satellite” sounds at home in the James Bond franchise, but there really is a satellite named Micius with some truly quantum assignments. CAT DEAD STOP MAYBE STOP NOT FUNNY STOP
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Code can be redundant for a variety of reasons ranging from unused variables to incomplete changes and abandoned development. News from the Department of Redundancy Department
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As simple heuristic for this would be to look for code between a /* and a */ in many languages it's reasonable to assume that code is no longer needed.
Now can I get an article written up about my work on a bottom tier news site and linked to here?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And how are you sure that it is obsolete code and not an explanation, comment or something useful?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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My algorithm says its junk.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's the first stemming from the LHC's publicly available results. More eyes make all particles shallow?
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Now, Google is pledging to show all subscription news hits in search, allowing publishers to choose how many (if any) articles they provide for free through the search engine, without any impact on search result position.
Are they trying to drive me to Bing? Because polluting my results with useless links is how you drive someone to your competition. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's a smart business strategy. Because then you get the milk for free?
Yes, it's a re-packaged Quora question, but an interesting answer (IMO).
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This new faster update pace will dispense with service packs. Because that's what DBAs have been begging for - more time with the SQL Server installer
One of the slowest I've seen
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You have got to be joking, an update to the database server takes months of planning and some serious testing before it goes ahead. So we will constantly be 2-5 service packs behind as they have not been tested thoroughly.
And don't give me any bullshit about trusting MS to do adequate testing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: And don't give me any bullshit about trusting MS to do adequate testing.
That's was low! Very low! How dare you!!! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A year ago, the Windows 10 Anniversary Update finally brought extensions support to Microsoft Edge, and there are now over 70 extensions for the new browser on the Windows Store. Riiiiiight
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A look at a few consistent themes that unite the work of product management across job titles, industries, business models, and company sizes. "Sittin' in the la la, waitin' for the ya ya"
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