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This is actually a good idea.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The maintainer of the Linux manual program man has scrapped an "Easter egg" after it broke a user's automatic code tests. "Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away"
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What I mean by The New Microsoft is that Amazon is starting to act a lot like the old Microsoft of the 1990s. You remember -- the Bad Microsoft. Just without an operating system. Or word processor. Or IDE.
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Yeah, turns out they're releasing a rainforest now.
Jeremy Falcon
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Kent Sharkey wrote: like the old Microsoft of the 1990s
As opposed to the brand new and Good Microsoft of the 2000s and on?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: As opposed to the brand new and Good Microsoft of the 2000s and on?
Yes. For whatever their faults they may have (and name me one organisation of anything like a comparable size with fewer) they're alright by me. I for one wouldn't be where I am, wouldn't have the career I have, were it not for the free products Microsoft has made available, which got me started - the free versions of Visual Studio are immensely powerful tools, really. And they've open sourced an awful lot of their products. I've got no real arguments with them as a company. (But I do wish they'd reinstate the "Download updates but allow me to choose when to install them" option...)
modified 23-Nov-17 15:21pm.
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You missed my intention... What I was hinting, that Microsoft neither good or bad, and never was... It's a company for profit... So when Microsoft ruled the internet it wasn't because of bad-behaviour (or at least not worst then others), but because they had something to sell to all of us... The same today with Amazon... They taking over cloud because we choose their service, and Amazon not undermining the competitors becasue Amazon is bad, but because it is a... competition to win...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In intelligent persons, some brain regions interact more closely, while others de-couple themselves. This is why I never use off-brand connectors
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It is often said, and very true, that setting boundaries is beneficial for creativity. Why did they just mount baseball bats in every cubicle?
Yes, I'm aware of the irony of linking to a article about writing better JavaScript code in the same newsletter as an article about how much bad JavaScript code is out there.
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One of the discoveries the Open Source Security report mentions is that an analysis of around 433,000 sites found that 77% of them use at least one front-end JavaScript library with a known security vulnerability. I would have guessed around 100% based on the way things have been going lately
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if its the UglifyJS library, I don't need that one. I write ugly code from the start.
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The remaining 33% use only the vulnerability but dumped JS...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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23% are blocking whatever the spider used to collect those stats are.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hmmm,
Actually Microsoft has also been working in the area of identifying 'correct information' through the MARCO project[^]. I have not looked at the training dataset in a few years but it has many links back to codeproject.com ... some QA and forum posts in the training dataset[^].
So don't be surprised when Cortana is repeating your codeproject.com Q/A answer word-for-word when queried. Let's just hope your answer was actually correct! A simplified explanation... the algorithm they use searches for multiple sources giving basically the same answer to determine the probability of being correct.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Randor wrote: multiple sources giving basically the same answer
OK, let's start teaching them the whole truth. "Is the earth flat? Yes, the earth is flat!" When a majority says so, it is the truth.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Headline of the year: "AI is coming to take your job!"
So now the AI will fall for the Nigerian scam, instead of an employee. Progress 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Figuring out how to route information between two different types of quantum nodes has been a significant technical barrier to the quantum net. Two cats in a box?
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I thought the dead one  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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 for the comment.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Can we say that most companies with "big data" have been hacked or will be ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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