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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Robert/Not The Pirate20-Jul-18 8:41
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I started my professional career wiring Control Panels for Unit Record Equipment or Tabulating Machines. I moved on to programming in AutoCoder for an IBM1401, IBM System/360 series using COBOL. Using punched cards, via a 2540 card reader, were the only input medium and IBM 2401 tape drives for storage, followed by IBM 2311 disk drives. Those beginnings were great. Loved programming the “Big Iron”. I then transitioned to the PC, programming every language compatible with MS operating systems. Wrote my first Windows program using VB3 on Windows 3.0.

I still program, have been even after retiring nearly 10 years ago, I still support the company from which I retired, but from 3000 miles away. In my “datacenter” I am running 2 Dell T110’s, One is a database server, with 500G of storage, and the other is a web server. Each have 16G of Ram. The database server is running MS Windows Server 2008R2 Datacenter. Desktop is Windows 7 Professional with 32G of Ram. More computing power than I could have ever imagined, and all in my spare bedroom.

Through the intervening years I’ve programmed on all of the popular languages, primarily with the Microsoft Stack. I’ve programmed using IBM’s IMS DB/DC using COBOL and MS SQL Server 4.2 and every version up to SQL 2008 (I’m beginning a project to upgrade from 2008 to 2017, as well as “upgrading” from VB6 (I know, I know) to the Web).

As programmers, technologists, we have to adapt to not only what ‘s “popular” but also what’s practical. The web is incredible, allowing people like myself, for example, to continue to contribute, but on my terms. I agree that there have been perhaps an unreasonable proliferation of languages and frameworks. Every 24 year old has invented something, convincing investors that this is the next great thing. But then, we could all still be wiring Control Panels or on Big Iron using 026 Key Punch machines fed into an IBM 360 with 80x25 display.
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